This bizarre orbital convergence, featuring two comets with impossible sunward tails, may herald a new, unnerving chapter in planetary astrophysics. USA HERALD – The convergence of three independently discovered comets—all exhibiting the striking, anomalous green coma characteristic of diatomic carbon excitation—is already a notable event in 2025. However, the observation of comet C/2025 R2 SWAN Comet R2 SWAN unexpectedly grows a sunward facing anti-tail, mirroring interstellar object 3I/ATLAS, as three green comets strategically surround Earth. Stakes are high.